Noir - New York

We were completely let down by dinner here at Noir. I read reviews that this restaurant was a fun dining experience with great food and cocktails. The drinks were ok and one of them “the bordello something slushy” was so awful it actually tasted like poison. The food was not good- we saw other tables complaining and decided to cut dinner short try a few apps and get the hell out. Luckily we only ordered some apps and not a full dinner because the food was not fresh, innovative or tasty. This was an expensive mistake to come here and luckily we were able to book reservations next door at Tao while we sat in this awful restaurant. Tao was excellent, by the way. Noir if you want to be a nightclub try and stick with that and don’t do dinner- the night club part wasn’t even appealing so try harder!

The restaurant was quiet on a Saturday night for our 8:30 reservation. I must say the dinner was surprisingly very good as was our server. What bothered me very much was the bathroom/attendant. It wasn't a busy night so why was every stool disgustingly dirty. The attendant that was there was clearly not doing his job and all that seemed to be of interest to him was his cell phone which he was responding to with one hand and with the other he was holding hand towels never looking up to see what was happening in the space that he was suppose to be minding!

Strange vibe… didn’t seem very clean… didn’t stay long

Quality of the food and ambience did not justify the price. Service was good, but there was only 3 people at the restaurant when we were there.

Food ,Blah ! Drinks, Good! Ambience ,GREAT Expensive but Chic would I go back... strong maybe