Schmucks Bagels - Melbourne

I love getting schmucked in my schmuck truck i love the feeling of getting schmucked it makes me feel schmuckly my only downside is the staff told to go get schmucked other then that i love to schmuck people

Great spot for breakfast outside of whatever hotel you are staying at go for a walk. The bagels are authentic and fresh and there are plenty of options for toppings and fillings. We had the lox and cream cheese with pickled onions great coffee too.

Found this little gem just around the corner to my hotel (Wyndham). What a great little find down a small laneway (seemed to be located towards the back of the courthouse). Freshly made Salt 'N ' Sauer ' bagel and matcha latte very tasty and wholesome for a mid morning snack. It is a little bit small inside and out but adds to its hidden charm. Staff were very helpful with recommending what was best to cater to my appetite. Will definitely visit again when staying on this side of town.

Pass the lawyers in their fancy legal attire and reporters waiting outside Melbourne county court, down a shady avenue and you’ll find Schmucks Bagelry nestled in the business district. This is definitely for the people who work around here, takeaway bagels to then eat at your office desk whilst you contemplate how you’re going to get another coffee stain out of your duck egg blue shirt. If you’re coming to Schmucks for atmosphere and a nice leisurely brunch with friends, don’t. It’s cramped and squishy, it’s not made for people size 12 and above. It is what it is. They do what they say on the label. Big ‘ole bagel sandwiches. As a side note, short macchiatos should go in a small glasses not latte cups. It’s in the details. Everything is fresh. Made to order. But it doesn’t pass the ‘I would get on two trams to get there test’. It’s convenient and good as you pass by. Enjoy. Regards Ms. O Fillet

This shop was next door to our hotel and we were pleasantly surprised. Absolutely awesome bagels and staff service. The pepperoni bagel is scrumptious!