Polito's Pizza

Got food poisoning from under cooked pizza and had shared the pizza with a poor homeless guy and some unfortunate woman who had asked for a slice; I 'm not sure what happened for them. (Story of that below. A sad note yet possibly entertaining, I had ordered the pizza at 11:35 ish PM on a Saturday night during the big dart tournament 5/18/2024 so the place was packed. I went outside to eat on a bench and just enjoy the night life and buzz of all the people walking around at midnight ish eating my pizza. The pizza tasted under cooked but I had missed dinner and was starving.A homeless guy asked for some change and I told him I didn 't have any. He then asked me if I had some food. There I am eating my pizza with a big 20 inch box on my lap. (Plan was to take slices to work over the next couple days. Obviously I couldn 't say Nope... I don 't have any food. with food chompping away in my mouth and on my lap. So I give him a slice and he wandered around and then asked to sit next to me. I say sure. He starts eating the slice. I eat another disappointing slice and then another. The homeless guy asks for another and I give it to him since the pizza was very disappointing and not feeling right in my stomach and I 'm not sure I want to eat it tomorrow because I am kinda just disgusted with it. I head to my car.On the way to my car a woman says something like Oh he 's got the pizza! and asks for a slice. I tell her it 's pepperoni and pineapple and she says she 'd love a slice. I give her a slice and head for home.I get home around 1:30 am. I pass out. I wake up roughly 2 hours later at 3:30 am with intense abdominal pain and cramps. I try and fall back to sleep and then another blast of pain hits me so strong I roll out of bed instantly and am on my feet wondering what is going on. My brain is starting to wake up and I realize I gotta get to a toilet before it 's too late. I race to the bathroom and realize I have food poisoning and begin to poop my guts out.Glory be to all that is mighty. Talk about a colon cleanse! I think I lost 5, maybe 7 pounds. IDK. Maybe that 's way too much weight but I 'm pretty sure there was nothing left in my guts.While I wait a bit longer on the toilet to make sure there 's no plague left to spew forth from me, I remembered the poor homeless guy and the woman who had wanted slices/slice of my pizza.Did they suffer the same fate that I had? I kinda want to go down town tomorrow and see if I run into them and see if they suffered the same fate.I called the next day and the manager said he was going to give me a refund. Happened to go back 6 days later (5/24/2024 and asked if he had approved the refund request I sent. Said he denied it because I had lied and then he yelled at me and told me to never come back. Said I had been stealing pizza for years! LOL! Like what? How many other people are calling in and asking for refunds because of food poisoning? I 've been going to this place for 13 years and got yelled at, called a lair, was told to never come back, and was told I had been stealing pizza for years! I 've never got a refund from them and this would have been my first. Anyway, done going here.Hope you enjoyed my unfortunate experience.If I go down town tomorrow and I run into the two people I shared the pizza with I 'll give and update and if they suffered the same fate as me I 'll have them go let the Polito people know because maybe they 'll believe them?

If you want a very sad slice of pizza reheated this is your spot! If you want something better I think Kwik Trip has pizza lol

I dont care what everyone says. Politos is the best pizza in MidWest. Their pizza can compete with NYC pizza fr

Just amazing around. The posters were amazing and made me smile.

Best pizza we ever had! Staff is terrific, polite and very friendly. Diffently coming back!!