Mexicano El Guey - Tías

Awful food, was clearly frozen reheated pizza and tinned pead and really bad service, made us wait for ages! Avoid!!!! Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €10–20

AVOID at all costs. Cocktails watered down surprised If it weren't just juice. Staff cocky, rude and arrogant. You have SO many other options here. DO NOT visit! Place extremely dirty wouldn't even try order anything to eat if you'd like to enjoy the rest of your stay.

Place was very quiet and only found by accident, but was pleasantly surprised. Staff were amazingly kind and attentive. Food was delicious. Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner

Thankfully we did not eat here, we just popped in for a beer whilst on a long walk; the tout said you will not be disappointed. The view from the balcony wasn't, but the place is a mess. The floor is dirty and looked like it had not been seen a mop for months. There was peeling paint/bird poo on the balcony and our table cloth/table runners were stained and dirty. It looked like no one cared for the place. The above could very easily be rectified, hose down, repaint and ensure the tables are clean.

Daughters Apple juice came out in a glass that looked like it has been used for a mojito. Mixed grill was unrecognisable deep fried meats. They completely forgot my daughter's order so it got cooked after everyone else's and weirdly came out minutes later.. Worst food so far on Lanzarote. Avoid these guys are chancers with a nice location.