Swan River Red Eye Saloon And Eatery

Good food, friendly staff, fair prices. Great place to eat. Price per person: $20–30 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

I have not had many experiences that were this bad. It took forever to get our food, or rather my food. And when I did it was bland. The ranch dressing seemed to have been watered down, the onion rings had no flavor and the main course wasn't much better. On top of all that the waitress forgot my wife's order so her food didn't come out till much later. And even she wasn't impressed. They did comp her meal which was good, but I wouldn't eat here again even if I had to. Plus, the atmosphere was bright, and extremely loud. Just not my kind of place I guess. The best part.... was all the cool cars in the parking lot.

The women cook makes delicious wings! Definitely go there!! Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Wings, Burgers, Fries, Cheeseburger

Amazing Redeye Burger and fries. I was a bit disappointed. As a proud gay man the manager Ike is just the cutest little strumpet. I could eat him alive. He dresses so masculine but so alluring to us queer folk. I’m sure he’s one of us us, and next time I’m in I’m gonna get a stiff one from Ike personally. Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Best Rueben sandwich I've ever had!! Price per person: $10–20 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5