Federal Hotel - Swan Hill

Nastiest “pizza” I had ever seen the unhappy, let alone eat. my God. it was bad. pure evil, really, really bad business. that would be too nice. Maybe heinous will be close, but to be honest, the written word can't do it. justice I saw it, I couldn't eat it, and I still think I got E-Coli. only rotted.

The customer service at this gaming restaurant was extremely rude. When I asked the young blonde waitress for a second coffee, she told me they only had one left and I would have to wait. Unfortunately, she never ended up bringing it to me. This behavior was disgusting and I will not be returning to this establishment.

I had the worst calamari for lunch. It was undercooked and falling apart! I will return to try something else, but I will not be ordering the calamari again!

Lunch specialties very good, buggers etc. meals were delicious and good value, hotel was clean, serve was good and beer as it should be

Our group visited the Federal Hotel for drinks while staying at the Swan Hill Caravan Park. The hotel itself was not particularly noteworthy, but the staff were welcoming and the selection of beers on tap was refreshing. We did not dine at the hotel.