Smarts - Milton Keynes

This fish and chip shop Is amazing, the staff are helpful and friendly. I’m fussy and can’t eat fish with the skin on and they take it off for me with no quarms and their chips and spicy potatoes are lush. I totally recommend this place for cheeky takeaways.

I’ve tried every fish and chips prettty much around the Uk and nothing tops this place, maybe because I’ve been going here for 10 years now and nothing compares.

Ordered a cheeseburger meal deal a portion of chips less than half the size of a full portion and the cheeseburger was a very cheap nasty tasting burger it was fatty and dreadful and my clothing stank of chip fat when I left

I went in at lunchtime and ordered chips and a battered sausage. The frying oil wasn’t clean and it was evident in the taste of the chips, and the batter on the sausage was chewy....so not freshly cooked. I couldn’t eat it. Very disappointed. I won’t be going there again.

Great variety of food. Friendly staff. Value for money. We go about once a month. Keep meaning to get a portion of their fab spicy potatoes but always forget. Would definitely recommend.