Dolphin Pizza - Doncaster

I have a menu through our door in edenthorpe and thought we would try not disappoint. pizzas and cheesy chips are amazing! my son had popcorn huh and he said it would be better than kfc’s. definitiw order again!

First farewell from dolphin tonight and it was excellent! eating (kebabs) arrived on time, piping hot and was very delicious. the supplier and the person who took our order were both very pleasant and we will definitely order again

Excellent eating shame that they changed a great menu. no value for money bring back the pizza offers

Despite its location in Doncaster, the best part of England, and probably the world, this pizza place is shocking. Firstly, it is named dolphin pizza, which are illegal to kill and eat, and also probably disgusting, putting me off of the food at the first glance. They also clearly have Patrick Bateman on cutting, as they cut their ham into cubes a purely psychotic move, complimenting the cold and greasy pizza and chips. The chips were were also green, the same colour and probably leaving the same taste in the mouth as shrek’s anus. Furthermore, you may be revolted to know that they have an app, where you can buy their pizzas, described as ‘terrible’ by Charles Weighell, which doesn’t work at all, and tries to offer you a stripper with your pizza. I also witnessed this takeaway being ram raided last year which I must say, didn’t go nearly far enough. The only downside to this is that the culprits didn’t do more damage, and if it were up to me, a cruise missile would be sent to destroy this disgrace to pizza, doing justice for the good residents of Dunscroft.

We ordered a kebab with salad, but it came with only lemon. We also ordered a chip and cheese wrap with mayo, but it came without mayo. This restaurant frequently makes mistakes with orders. While these may seem like small errors, it is frustrating when you are paying a higher price and expect to receive what you ordered.