Funky Geisha

Meal type: Dinner Price per person: MX$100–200 Food: 1 Service: 3 Atmosphere: 2

Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: MX$1,000+ Food: 4 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Dragon Roll, Lettuce Wraps, Spicy Tuna Roll, Spicy Edamame

A service and food. You will be chilling out and taken care of. Edamame, lettuce wraps, and cocktails were all great! Made for a nice day at the beach, did not feel rushed. Nice attentive service. They always made sure you have shade, comfy seats, and your drinks are cold. Places and hospitality like this make a vacation nice : Meal type: Lunch Price per person: MX$1,000 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 4 Recommended dishes: Lettuce Wraps, Spicy Edamame

Had an unbelievable time at Funky Geisha. Fun little beach restaurant with amazing views and great food. Highly recommend the Hamache Sashimi Service: Dine in Meal type: Dinner Price per person: MX$600–700 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5 Recommended dishes: Lettuce Wraps

I unfortunately have to say that this is the worst place in Cabo that I had dinner for my bachelorette. For the prices, the food was mediocre, but not bad, but the service was the real problem. The lobster pad Thai didn't taste like pad Thai or lobster so I would avoid that entirely. The Mongolian beef was tasty. The sashimi order was fatty and larger than expected. First, this was a dinner for my bachelorette but we were a smaller group of 5. It took 30 mins for us to get water and even after our waiter checked in twice that we wanted sparkling water, he gave us still. From there, he insisted on telling us all about our orders after we ordered our food which was frankly annoying. He spent a lot of time chatting to us and make jokes; while this would have been charming typically, he spent more time trying to make us laugh than take our orders and did the same at his other tables. The dinner ended up being long and unremarkable with a waiter who didn't really serve us but talked an awful lot. Lastly, this was my bachelorette party and I had specified that I had a gluten allergy. As a Congratulations, our waiter brought out two dishes, an appetizer and a dessert. Shockingly, he said congratulations but told me I can't eat them because both had gluten (crab rangoons and a cake). They could have just brought out sorbet.... My friends awkwardly ate the special food while I sat out. Wait to make a girl feel special.... We won't be back and I won't recommend it to any of my friends. This place isn't worth your money to have such poor service and unremarkable food.