Smokey Bros Bbq & Grill - Seymour

I'm breaking some poor local hearts here, but that's pretty bad grill. this is the most obvious flytrap of a grill joint that I have ever seen, genetically developed to prey on the weak and tired traveling to. wether, that traveling be a tired family who has experienced a break from driving or an inexperienced barbecue critic from dallas, who once a year logs into yelp, this place is perfect developed to suck her in the real Texas service. the service is friendly, that I give them. but at the end of the day makes quality not for a terrible performance. we arrived and said we could sit everywhere. it was quite full of visitors of all kinds when we arrived, local and traveling alike. we had to wait 15 minutes until a waiter comes to our table to even get our order. we asked her about the price of a full ribbed wearer she never found out. we asked for a side of jalapeños who arrived when we were finished. the food took FORTY-FIVE minutes. I don't know how to make it last so long. the check lasted fifteen minutes even after the waiter came back to get him. food: I had the brisket and seasoned two meat plate with sides of green beans and coleslaw. the brisket had no recognizable taste and was not very warm. it wasn't very delicate either. but that was really pretty good. it had a good snap when bit in and large texture as well as distributed spicy. what was disturbing, was that if she got the two meat plates, one would only get a quarter of every meat. but if they had a single meat plate, they would only get a third of a pound of their choice of meat. with simple mathematics it would be concluded that this does not make sense. they should get half a pound of their choice of meat when they get a single meat plate. the green beans were cold. I don't know if this is the fault of the service or rather that they weren't fresh at all. the sweet koleslaw wasn't really my style, but I don't owe them for it. someone else at the table got kartoffel salad, which was best described with adjectives like warm, sour and possibly rotted. environmental: the environment is in order. I don't expect much of a grill, so it was good. just keep driving and don't listen to those idiotic Yelp reviews that tell you this place is legitimate.

Great place for a smaller town. the braut was slim, really good! they have complementary drills that are fantastic. friendly staff, recommend this place when they go through the city

Absolutely big cats and burgers for a bbq restaurant. Don't forget the peach and ice cream, delish! every time I come in, I'm welcome as a family. brooke and tessa really make you home. I guess you can say that you love the place when you're on a first name basis.

Two words, calf fries . This place is a nice little stop in the middle of a barren and desolate wasteland. This city may have a population of 17, but at least one of those can cook some delicious smoked brisket. It definitely isn 't the best that Texas can offer, but a pretty solid choice if you are rolling through Seymour, TX. Also, they sell Bull testicles... you can 't get a country delicacy like that at Dairy Queen or McDonalds. So get the Calf Fries, aka, the bull testicles. Did I mention they sell bull testicles?

Nice little family BBQ restaurant. Had the 3 meat plate so I could get a well rounded taste of all they had to offer. Good Smokey flavor on the ribs the other meats were good as well. Reasonable prices. Friendly staff. Would stop by again when I'm in the area.