Settlers Roadhouse - MYALUP

(To be sung to the tune of Radar Love by Golden Earring) Driving down south on the open road, Needed a break, a place to unload, Saw Settlers Cafe, and I had to stop, Petrol, deasil, and coffee, oh what a top! Settlers Cafe, it's a service station dream, With coffee so good, it's like a radar beam, Fried food galore, chips and burgers too, You gotta stop in, it's the thing to do. Been around for years, a classic joint, The food is hot, and won't disappoint, Coffee's so smooth, it'll give you a buzz, The service is great, they're never in a fuss. Settlers Cafe, it's a service station dream, With coffee so good, it's like a radar beam, Fried food galore, chips and burgers too, You gotta stop in, it's the thing to do. A sample of what service stations used to be, Settlers Cafe, it's the real deal, you'll see, So if you're driving down south, don't hesitate, Stop at Settlers Cafe, it's worth the wait. Settlers Cafe, it's a service station dream, With coffee so good, it's like a radar beam, Fried food galore, chips and burgers too, You gotta stop in, it's the thing to do

Very friendly staff, excellent service, good variety of sandwiches and hot food,

The most reliably affordable fuel prices to be had between Perth and Bunbury.

Dirty toilets!! Won't stop there again. Service: Take out Meal type: Breakfast Price per person: A$120–140

The staff were quite rude during my visit. The café was very busy, and even though there were many people waiting to be served at lunchtime, they prioritized customers who were buying petrol instead. This was very strange and there was no explanation or apology given. As someone who travels frequently and usually stops at Settlers Cafe, I won’t be returning. I’m sure there are other small businesses that will treat their customers with more respect! Food rating: 2/5.